Quote from "The Rules for Cats,"
by Fancy Mews
If grains of litter are clinging to your toes or tail, take care
to scatter them in a confetti-like arc behind you as you make your
exit. From time to time, bolt from your litter box as if shot from
Paper shredding is but one of your many important responsibilities.
Relieve your person of the stress of living on the information age
by searching out and destroying letters, the newspaper, and important
Few people are capable of filling in the entire Sunday crossword.
Help the puzzle-solver by lying across the difficult part.