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Elvis was born
November 25 2005 in New Jersey
He was an only child, hence
his name of Me, Myself and I
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Quote from "The Rules
for Cats," by Fancy Mews
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If
grains of litter are clinging to your toes or tail, take care
to scatter them in a confetti-like arc behind you as you make
your exit. From time to time, bolt from your litter box as if
shot from a cannon.
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Paper shredding is but one of your many important
responsibilities. Relieve your person of the stress of living on
the information age by searching out and destroying letters, the
newspaper, and important recipes.
Few people are capable of filling in the entire Sunday crossword.
Help the puzzle-solver by lying across the difficult part.
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